CAREy'S NEW DICTIONARY OF LINKEDIN

LinkedIn just passed 1 billions users globally.

But let’s face it - much as it’s a key part of our everyday lives, the world’s largest business platform p*sses everyone off. The relentless narcissism. The protein shakes and the self-fulfilment stories. The phoney industry awards and the profile pictures from seven years ago that no-one wants to change since they gained two hundred pounds and lost all their hair. And so on.

But now, for the first time, there’s a dictionary that captures all of this. Over nine hundred terms that should be familiar to everyone.

Presenting the most accurate and up-to-date guide to the type of LinkedIn terminology that doesn’t yet exist...but really ought to.